2 nuns
Written on November 8, 2006 – 6:54 pm | by nalen
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will
reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way and
I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister
Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed
me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to
run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast
as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached
me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be
dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
